At times I really want to murder her, if that is legal.
When we were younger, I used to feed her rubber bits from my eraser and tell her it is good for her and she should eat it. She ate.
I used to tell her licking the pencil tip was what I did when I was young. She did.
I used to bet with her about anything and everything, and she will always worm out of the bet because it involves money.
I win at sarcasm and wit. And understanding movies. Never go to her and ask her what a movie was about – you will get a version that did not exist. I asked her about Twilight and I don’t think her ‘story’ exists… and she was not sure about it when I grilled her about it either… tsk tsk.
Recently, her good friend went to London for a holiday and I asked her to help buy Jo Malone perfumes for me from there as it is cheaper. She told me her friend bought 1 bottle for 78 pounds when the same bottle costs S$95 in Singapore.. I thought how is that possible?
Today she told me actually it is for 2 BOTTLES … so it makes sense.
IS 1 BOTTLE THE SAME AS 2 ??? !!!